Faida!
A phatan joined Army & was given a
Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf
rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk
ka hi ho ga.
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!) / 786 views
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