The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 940 views

i will die

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

CHAND

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? .

by ADNAN (few years ago!)

A Child had Never Seen His Hips

A Child had Never Seen His Hips before.

1 Day His Teacher Hit Him Hard On His Hips.

He Came To Home & Saw In Mirror & Said Kamini ne 2 tukray hi kar die!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek admi ne dozak mai

Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha
"kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?"
Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don?
Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Dost Sy

Ek Pathan Dost Sy
Yara Pehly 30 Saal Tk Humara Koi Olad
Ni Hua.,

Dost:
To Phir Tum Ny Kya Kiya.?
Pathan Phir Yara Hum Ny
Shadi Kiya To Aulad Hua.,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)