The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 795 views

Pathan

1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
.
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.

Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urha.
Jab Wo Wapis Aya

To Us K Baap Ny Pucha:
Urh K Kaisa Laga?

He Replied: Bohat Maza Ayaa,
Muje Dekh K Har Koi Taaliyan Baja Rha Thaa….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

A computer was so


A computer was something on TV

From a science fiction show of note

A window was something you hated to clean

And ram was the cousin of a goat.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Bhikari:
ALLAH k nam pr kch de do.

Pathan 100 ka note dikhaty huy bola:
kia tmhary pas 50 hai?

Bhikari:
khushi se g hain
Pathan:
to kocha pehlay wo kharch kro

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

removinga wheel from his auto.

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)