The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 803 views

a lady is like

AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her
.
at 28, like a basketball, 10 men behind her
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at 38, like a golf ball, 1 man behind her
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at 48 a Table Trennis ball, 1 man pushing her to the other

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

TUm Late kiUN AaYE

ustaad “tum itni dair se kune aye?” shagird “janab mere upar se aik gari guzar gai thi”. ustaad “arye tum zinda kese bache” shagird “janab main pull ke niche tha”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

Ek chor raat mai chori karnay

Ek chor raat mai chori karnay ek ghar mai gaya.

Jb wo ghar mai dakhil hoa to daikha tv lounge mai ek khoubsurat larki baithi biscuit kha rahi thi.

Raat ka andhera or tanhai ka aalam

Chor ki niyat kharab ho gai
Us ne larki ko dhakka mar k nechay giraya

Or Biscuit ka packet le k bhag gaya LU ka candy biscuit subko dewana banaye,.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa: hello Police station

Santa: hello Police station
Police: ha boliye kya hua??

Santa: mujhe dhamki bhare phone aa rahe hai..

Police: kaun kar raha hai??

Santa: telephone companywale kehte hai ''bill nai bhara toh kaat denge''

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan to his uneducated wife:

Pathan to his uneducated wife:
Come on darling lets go for a honey moon.

Wife: no dear I have to do some work at home,

Take my brother with you. :)
Pathan joy fully said

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)