1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
1 Sardar Jungle Se Guzar Rha Tha
K Us Ne Daikha K 1 Sanp Drakht Par Latka Hua Hai…
Sardar:NIDDO Piya Karo…
Sirf Latakne Se Height Nai Barhti;-)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 779 views
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Aurat Zubaida Apa Se
Jb bi mera shohar ghr ata hai to atay hi mujhy marna shuru kar deta hai,
Zubaida Apa: Wo jb ghr aye tum15 mint tk dant saf kia karo,
Aurat kuch din baad,
Dant saf karny ka itna fayda hai ky ab mera shohar mujhy kuch nhi kehta.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar apne bhai ko mar raha tha.
1 admi ne poch tum esy q mar rahe ho.?
Sardar:
doctor ne kya c
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enu goli kut k deni aa.
by Razzi (few years ago!)
Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne pucha kya hua?
Santa: Bohat bada dhokha,
maine 2 ton ka AC kharida, ghar aakar tola to sirf 35 kilo ka nikla..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BRITISH: WHY U ALL MUSLIMS R IN DIFFRENT COLOURS? LOOK V R ALL WHITE
DR ALLAMA IQBAL SAID: HORSES R IN DIFFERENT COLOUR BUT ALL DONKEY R SAME.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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Dosra pathan: khocha tm to bilkul akhrot hai sent mesage matlab khushbo wala message.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan england me club pe chala gia . Wahan dance karne k bad bola yaar ye bta do ye shadi kis ka tha
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."
She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.
"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."
The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"
The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."
So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.
Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.
She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"
The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."
Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.
The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.
When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.
Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.
by A. Sami (few years ago!)