Santa To Rikshaw Wala
Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey O Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya… ? Rikshaw Wala:
Haan G Bilkul Khaali Hoon
Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 580 views
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