BOY:Mujhe maaf karna
Maine aapse chupaya tha k Meri Mangni ho chuki he

GIRL:Koi baat nhi
Chalo Aj mai tumhe apne BACCHO se milati hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 958 views

neend me chalney ki aadat

college me lecture chal raha tha...
1 ladka achanak uth kar class k bahar chala gaya...
lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya???
ladke ka dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai...!!!

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,

Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

My income tax return

My income tax return form has been sent back to me because in response to question for: Number of dependents on you?

I replied:

65% of population who doesn't pay taxes.

2.1 million illegal immigrants

9,00,000 criminals in over 85 prisons

And above all

769 idiots in parliament.

,

They said this was not an acceptable answer...!!

,

I am still wondering.... who did I miss out?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Meri kismat bohat achi hai

Larka: Meri kismat bohat achi hai;

Dost: Woh kaise?;

Larka: Abu jab bhi mujhe parhne ka kehte hain, bijli chali jati hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)