Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
.
Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 772 views

Ek Hi Packet Mang Rahe Hain

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Master- 2 me se 2 gye

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket
He Gave Rs.10/-

And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool I Have Pass

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai

Husband: Judge Sahab Mujhe DIVORCE Chahiye,

Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se mujh Se Baat Nahi Ki,

Judge: Phir Soch Lo,

Aisi Biwi Qismat Walon Ko Milti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baat To Pathan Ne Sahi Boli

Ek Pathan Ka School Mein 7th Class Mein New Addmission Howa.

Teacher Ne Usse Puchha: “Beta, Batao Abdul Qalam Kon Hai?”

Pathan: “Hum Ko Kya Pata, Hum To School Mein Naya Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)