Doctor: Bachy ko pani dainy se pahle ubaal lia karain
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Sardar: Wo tu teekh hai lekin Ubaalny se Bacha mar tu nahi jayega??

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 730 views

pathan lolxxxx

masjid mein elaan ho ra tha 1 bach mila hy jin ka hai aa k ly jain
1 pathan masjid gya or bola:hamko b dikhao jin ka bacha kaisa hota hy????????

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon

Waqil: Chaku per tumhari ungiliyon ke nishan paye gaye hain khoon tumne hi kiya hai

Apradhi: Waqil sahab aisa kaise ho sakta hai us waqt to mene dastane pehne hue the

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

People consider me as a "GOD"

Santa :
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

sardar & car

Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Santa picked up his wife

Santa picked up his wife Jeeto and their new baby from the hospital and brought them home.

It was not long before Jeeto suggested that Santa try his hand at changing a diaper.

"I~m busy," he said. "I promise I~ll do the next one."

The next time soon came around, so Jeeto asked him again.

Santa looked at Jeeto and said innocently, "I didn~t mean the next diaper, I meant the next baby."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)