ye hath mujhay day do thakur
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur, ye haath mujhe de de!!!
Thakur: Le le kutte, magar do haath to pehle hi tere paas hai ab kya ’sherawali mata’ banega…
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 792 views
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