Funny Murgi
Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”
ukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”
Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 713 views
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