ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se
kaha, aapne aurat ko itna sundar
kyon banaya hai?”

Bhagwan bole,”taki tum unse
pyaar kar sako.”

Aadmi bola, “ to phir unhe itna
bevkoof kyon banaya hai?”
bhagwan ne jawab diya, “taki
wo tumse pyaar kar sake.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views

Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Principal asked PreM

Principal asked PreM:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on tym
I rplied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate h. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar

1 sardar ne nayyi chaddi li
Gawon mai sab ko dhoti uta kar kaha mairi nayyi chaddi dekh len
.
Ghar aya tu dekha chaddi almari mai pari thi.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aik sardar ny raod py khari car

Aik sardar ny raod py khari car ke nichay kutty ko leta hua dekha.

To kutty ko dum say khaincha our bola,

Baar nikal waada aya tu engineer!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)