Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam
Teacher:
Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon
k naam btao.??
Boy:Mendak..
Teacher:
4 aur btao
… Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,
Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 831 views
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