Shaadi Se Pehle
A lion held a huge party at his place ,he invited only his fellow lions.the Lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species Were not invited.
The mouse said ‘shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha’
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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