GOLU Gadhe p baith k College jata tha
GOLU Gadhe p baith k College jata tha
FINAL YEAR Me Vo FAIL HO GYA OR PHIR paidal College jane lga
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Qki Gadhe ki graduation Complete ho gyi thi
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