Altaf ki photo
Aik kisan ne khet me putlay ki bajaay altaf hussain ki photo laga di
ap yaqeen karo parniday pechly saal jo gandum le gae the wo bi wapas le aye
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 916 views
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