My name is sunlight

Teacher:” What is your name?”.
Student: ” Mera naam Suraj Prakash
hai.”
Teacher:” When I ask a question in
English, answer it in English.”
Student:” My name is Sunlight.

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!) / 792 views
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