Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata

Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Rat Main Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola
Ghar K Halat Kharab Hain
Ovr Time Ker Raha Hun

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