Macher Ne 1 Admi Ko Din Main Kata
Admi Ne Kaha Tum To Rat Main Kat Tay Hona?
Macher Bola
Ghar K Halat Kharab Hain
Ovr Time Ker Raha Hun

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 742 views

A boy Found Aladin's Lamp

A boy Found Aladin's Lamp,
He Asked Him To Increase All Girls Brain Ten Times More..!!
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He Laughed & Said:

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Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

newton law

NEWTON’S 7th LAW

“The rate of loadsheding is directly proportional to the rise in temperature.. as the temperature increase the rate of load sheding also increases

Let L is loadsheding, T is temperature, So, L=bT Where b is constant of beghairti

beghairtii of GOVERNMENT always remains constant unless or until an external force in the form of ”chitar” is exerted by public on the government…..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Husband Comes Home Early

Husband Comes Home Early And Sees Wife With Another Guy.

Wife: Why Are You Early?
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Husband: Who Is He?
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Wife: Don't Try To Change The Topic

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me

Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,

Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??

Q?

Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

An Honest Politician and A Generous Lawyer

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor.

Which one picked it up?
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Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

by WAQAR (few years ago!)