Amirican rastrapati
munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....?
circut: dhobigath pe....
munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....?
circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views
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