1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Sath

1 Pathan Ne Mobile K Sath Ek Kenchi Bhi Lee.
Kisi Ne Pocha
Khan Sahab Kenchi Q Lee?

Pathan:
O Yara Kabhi Kabhi Call Katni Bhi Parti Hai…

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