Chand Jaisi Biwi Joke
Jyotishi: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Man: Mujhe chand jaisi biwi chahiye,jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 561 views
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