Some dreams
A man who was very upset walked in to see his
doctor.
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me!” he wailed.
“What seems to be the trouble?” asked the doctor.
“I keep having the same dream, night after night.
There’s this door with a sign on it, and I push and
push the door but I can’t get it open.”
“What does the sign say?” asked the Doctor.
“Pull,” said the patient.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 938 views
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