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Atif : “yar farhan! Mein ne suna hai keh mosiqi ke asraat se pani kholta hai.”
Farhan: “ yeh to sach hi hoga kiun keh jab tum gana gate ho to aksar mera khoon kholta uthta hai.”
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 573 views
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