Funny
Atif : “yar farhan! Mein ne suna hai keh mosiqi ke asraat se pani kholta hai.”
Farhan: “ yeh to sach hi hoga kiun keh jab tum gana gate ho to aksar mera khoon kholta uthta hai.”
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 807 views
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Santa Bike chala raha tha
Santa PRAD0 wale se:Kabi Bike dekhi hey?
PRAD0 wala:Ja apna kaam kar
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
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Husband; Dhakkaa...
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Sunehri Baatein
Zindagi Mein 2 Baaten Hamesha Yaad Rakhna
1) Hawa Chalti Hy Tou
Pattey Hiltey Hyn
2) Aur Nahi Chalti Tou
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar: O Yaar, Meri Teacher Bolti hai,
Bhains ka Doodh Peeny se Dimagh Bohat Tez Ho jata Hai.
Pathan: Wo Jhoot Bolta Hai,
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Doctor Ya Engineer Hota..;-p:)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The most popular line on
Facebook these days..
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Send me friend request dear, I am blocked :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab Ghee Seedhi ungli se na niklay to.
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Chamcha Istemaal karo.
Har cheez main ungli karna achi baat nahi hai. ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)