Wife angry as hubby stands
Wife angry as hubby stands tOO clOse 2 a beautiful gal in a bus!
Gal slaps her hubby 4pinching-
Hubby-i swear i didnt dO it.
W-i knw i did it :)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 581 views
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