Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal rha.
Santa: Le 100rs,Mausam nya daal de.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 946 views
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