Short Laughs & Quips
Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.
There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.
...Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.
A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with 'Once Upon A Time'?"
He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with 'If elected I promise'."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1196 views
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Wife:
Tmne Muje Shadi se Phle Q nhi Btaya k
Tmari Phle hi RANI Nam ki Wife hy?
Husbnd:
Mene Btaya to tha k Men tume RANI ki tarh Rakhunga;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)