Teacher: Baccho vartmaan
Teacher: Baccho vartmaan, bhoot aur bhavishya kaal ke kuch udhaaharan batao ?
Chaman: Madam, kal maine aapki beti ko dekha, aaj main usse pyar kar rahaa hoo aur kal usse shaadi karungaa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 813 views
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