Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.

Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.

Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.

Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 709 views
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