Aaj mere paas mobile hai
aaj mere paas mobile hai, no hai, battery hai, balance hai, tumahre pass kya hai? agar hai koi msg to bhejo.. agar nahi to mobile becho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1321 views
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