Sala Jo Bhi Ho Jaye Par Ye Nahi Sudhrega
Bas Stand Pe Khadi Ek Sunder Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Se
Raha Na Gaya, Jaakar Usko Bola.
Pappu: “I Love You”
Ladki: “Tameez Se Baat Karo”
Pappu: “Om Manglam Bhagwan Vishnu With Due Respect I Beg To Say That I Love You Devi Ji
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