A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered
huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . . . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views
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