Santa : Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Gambhir Aur Bahut Bhayanak Bimari Hai.

Banta: Ye Bhayanak Bimari Aapko Kab Se Hain.Santa: Kaun Si Bimari.Aap kaun Ho??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views

lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

tamam log sun len

Tamam log sunn len Garmi bht ho gayi hy. Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy. Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den Q k “BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy. Mera farz tha ap ko batana or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Dog Property Rules

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If its broken, it's yours.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What Is The Weather Like ?

Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?

Banta:
I Do Not Know
It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek baat hamesha yaad

ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna..duniya main kch mile na mile 2 cheez haq se leni chaiye...
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1.sam0se ke sath xtra chatni.
2.golgappe khane ke baad papdi.
:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)