anta : Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Gambhir
Santa : Mujhe Bhoolne Ki Gambhir Aur Bahut Bhayanak Bimari Hai.
Banta: Ye Bhayanak Bimari Aapko Kab Se Hain.Santa: Kaun Si Bimari.Aap kaun Ho??
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 954 views
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