Arz Kia Hy

Arz Kia Hy
Dor Se Dekha To Bus Khari Thi
Dor Se Dekha To Bus Khari Thi
Pas Ja K Dekha To..
BUS HI KHARI THI

Yahooo!
Apni Nazr To Bari Taez Hy YAR.

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