Captain of Military
Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;
Santa aage nahi bada;
Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 905 views
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