Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado;

Santa aage nahi bada;

Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawano aage bado, mein 10ve num pe tha!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 879 views

Husband: tum sari duniya mein

Husband: tum sari duniya mein b dhondo to mujh jaisa dosra nehi miley ga.

Wife: tum kia samajhtey ho,mein doosra b tum jaisa dhondon gi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher

Teacher:
Batao k Chooza anday se kese nikalta hy?


Sardar:
Miss ay gal ani Important nai,

Sochan wali gal ay ha k Ay kanjar anday wich wariya kinij:-?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Children whom do u hate

Teacher:Children whom do u hate The most?

LKG Boy:Rajaram Mohan Roy.
Teacher: oh God!! Y do U hate him?

LKG Boy:He abolished Child Marriage

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek gaon me kisi Buzurg

ek gaon me kisi Buzurg k Mar jane se Schol me Chutti ho Gyi

Schol se ate wqt 2 Bacho ne 2 Buzurg ko dekha to Ek bola-Dekh Do aur Chutti aa rahi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Billing a Doctor

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)