Girl Kahan Hy Mera Birthday Gift
Girl: Kahan Hy Mera Birthday Gift….?
Boy: Road Pe Red Color Ki Gari Dekh Rahi Ho….?
Girl Khushi Se : WOW Kitni Pyari Hy
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Boy: Same Color ki Nail Polish Tere Liye Laya hon…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1075 views
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