Girl Kahan Hy Mera Birthday Gift
Girl: Kahan Hy Mera Birthday Gift….?
Boy: Road Pe Red Color Ki Gari Dekh Rahi Ho….?
Girl Khushi Se : WOW Kitni Pyari Hy
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Boy: Same Color ki Nail Polish Tere Liye Laya hon…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1010 views
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Yeh 8 Baatein Kisi Ke Dil Mein Aapki Izzat Barha Saktein Hain:
1) SALAAM Karna.
2) Kisi Ko Jaga Dena.
3) Asal Naam Se Pukaarna.
4) Bilawaja Behes Na Karna.
5) Dosray Ki Baat Bhi Tahamul Se Sunna.
6) Apni Ghalti Tasleem Karna.
7) Bina Bolay Rs1000 Ka Balance Share Karna.
8)7th point Pe Ziada Dehaan Dena.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Boy: Achhi Lipstick hai
GIRL:Thanx
BOY:Beautiful Dress
GIRL:thanx
BOY:nice Jewelery
GIRL:thanx januuuuuuu
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BOY: Lag phr b chawal e rai ho
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa:-raat bhut ho gai hai aaj yhi ruk ja kal chale jana.
banta:-tikh hai to main ghar se night suite le k aata hun
santa:-tikh hai jaldi aana
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 Mrasi Ki BV Ka
Bukhar Nhi Utr
Raha Tha
Usy Doctor Ny
Mashwra Dya K
Molvi Sahab Say
Dam Krwa Lo
Molvi Sahab
Rozana Dam
Krny Ghar Aa Jatay
Mirasi Phir
Doctor K Pass
Gya Or Bola
Mola Khush
Rakhy Changa
Mashwara Dita
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“Bukhar Ty magro
Leh Gya ay Hun
Molvi Ni Lehnda”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,
kaafi der ho gayi,
Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:
Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho
to Aik kilo de do ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Beewi nai sarhi keliey zid ker rahee thee. Mian ney samjhaya, “Naik bakht, tumhari almari sarhion sey bhari pari hey, yoonhi khamkhwa paisey zaya kerney ka kia faida”
Biwi boli: Woh to sab ki sab mohalley walon ney dekh rakhee hein
Acha! Mian ney kaha, phir aisa kertey hein, mohalla badal letey hein
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
BV Kitchen Se Boli: Sunty Ho, Main Din ba Din Khoobsurat Hoti Ja Rhi Hn
Shohar: Acha Wo Kaisy
BV: Ab to Mujh Se Rotiyan Bhi Jalny Lagi Hain
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
GIRL-kya tm mjsepyar krte ho?
golu-ha
grl-lekin tm to meri parwah nhi krte
golu-oye...pyar krnewale kisi ki parwah nhi krte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)