Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1183 views
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