Husband to Wife: Tum meri Zindagi ho,
Aur…

Wife: Aur Kya?

... Aur…

Tell me aur kya?
Wife shouted: Tell me aur kya?

Husband: Aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi par

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views

Pathan

Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Lar pari..Aik boli k Aaj sunday Hay.or 2sari boli ni .Aaj Mondy Hay.
PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola

hum kya Pagal Hun. Jo Juma parh k Aya Hun

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan : Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?

Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?

Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.

Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?

Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai

1 indian ne 24 ghnte tk pani mai sans rok

kar rehne ka rcord qaim kya hai jinhe kal
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Bad namaz e zuher mewa shah qabristan

mai dafnaya jaega..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

If ever in your l


If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pani Puri Does A Better Job

People Says Love Brings Flavors & Taste To Life..
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But ..
Personally I Believe ..
PAANI PURI Does A Better Job.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)