Secretary: Sir aap
Secretary: Sir aap muje naukri se
nikal toh nahi rahe??
Boss: Nahi, par tumhe kisne
kaha?
Secrtary: Wo aapne Cabin se sofa
aur Bed hatwa diya na Isliye
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