A pathan said to his friend
A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28 din k bad kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 762 views
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