A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay? Mujhy to 28 din k bad kharish hona shuru ho jati hai”.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 442 views

Santa’s wife hit him

Santa’s wife hit him on the head with the frying pan.

Santa: What was that for?

Santa’s Wife: I found a paper in your pocket with the same BASANTI on it.

Santa: I bet on a horse last week and BASANTI was the name of my horse.

Santa’s wife: Oho Sorry
Next day she hit him with the frying pan again.

Santa: now what happened?

Santa’s wife: your horse is on the phone.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ant and Elephant have romance

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

American : "our dogs find bombs"

American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to
gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche

35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche
Kachre Ke Dibbe Me Giri.
.
Ya Dekh Kay Santa Nay Kaha
Husband Zyada He Shokeen Lagta Hai
Werna Abhi 5 10 Saal Aur Chal Sakti Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Can you count from 0 to 10

In a classroom Teacher asks a student to count from 0 to 10.

Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Teacher : Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news
that 5 died in a car accident

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)