Kya ker rhe ho???
Master- “Rinku, kya kar rahe ho? Padh rahe ho
kya?”
Rinku- “Ji nahi Shrimaan, mai apki baat sun raha
hu”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 930 views
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