Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar
Girl:Tum Hafte Main Kitni Bar Shave Karte Ho?Boy: Hafte Main Nahi, Din Main 30 Se 40 Baar.Girl: Kya. . . ! Tum Pagal Ho?Boy: Nhi, Main "NAAYI" Hoon.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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Boy:Why r u Sending Me Blank msgs?? . . . . . .
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5 pathan aur 1 Behari Helicopter ki Rasi sy latky Huy thy,
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Pilot ny kaha Load ziyada hy 1 fard ko Koodna hoga,
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Ye sun kar Behari ny kaha K Rasi ko Chorny ki Qurbani me deta hun!
Taaliyan
Ye sun kar saray PATHAN Taaliyan Bajane Lagy
Moral:
Jo na kate aari se.
Wo kte behari se.
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Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi.
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Santa Shocked: “Iss Khataare Mein Aisa Kya Hai? Jo Itne Rate Lagg Rahe Hai?”
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Circuit: Apun ko malum hai na bhai
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
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G-Girl
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Modern Insult
Boy To Girl - I Love You And Want To Marry You.
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Girl - Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai..
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Boy - Dekhi Hai Tabhi To Tere Paas Aaya Hoon Warna Katrina Kaif Ke Paas Jaata..
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Tailor: Rs. 150.
Memon: Nekar Ki?
Tailar: Rs. 50.
Memon: Ok.
Nikar Hi See De
Par Lmbai Pairon Tk Rkhna……
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Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko
forward kar diya!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)