10fruit k name

Teacher:
10 fruits k name btao…

Sardar:
1 amrood,
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Teacher:
shabash
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Te 1 Saib,
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teacher:good,aur?
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Tey 8 Maaltey…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 903 views
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