Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.
Sardar: Mere podho ko pani de ramu.
Ramu: Sir barish gir rahi hai!
Sardar: Bahana nahi chahiae, chata leke ja…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 991 views
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Student:
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Sir Kya Matlab Mai Samja Nhi....?? :P
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