Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 974 views

Teacher: Cow hmari mata hai.

Teacher: Cow hmari mata hai.

(bahar ek cow road pe ghum rhi thi)

Santa: sir... sir... bahar aapki mummy awara "sando" ke sath ghum rhi hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kahan se copy ki

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab
h copy or kho gaye pen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baqi 999 kun hain

Girl:mere irade bare neak hai mere lye ap 1000 me se aik hain.
Boy:dimag k hum bi don hai,ye bta baqi 999 kun hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Banta In art gallery

Banta In art gallery: ye bhynak tasvir ko aap modern art kahte hai?
Art Dealer: Mere bap tu dimag mat laga ghar ja, ye aaina hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

These two Scottish

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time.

"That's a fine watch you got there!" says the other.

"Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather," says the guy with the watch. "Really?"

"Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)