Pathan mongphalli wala

1 Pathan Bank k samnay mongphalli bech raha tha. Ek dost nay pathan say 1000 rupay udhar mangay.

Pathan nay bahana banaya: Yara! hamara Bank k sath agreement hai.
Bank mongphalli nahi bechay ga,
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aur hum kisi ko loan nahi day ga :D hahaha

by Zaid Mughal (few years ago!) / 1453 views
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