Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur
Gabbar-Ye Hath Hum Ko De De Thakur,
Thakur-Nahi Yaar Gabbar,
Me Dil Ka Mariz Hu,
Agar Tune Mere Hath Kaat Diye To Mai B.P Kese Check Karwaunga..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views
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Conductor:-Bus Stop Aa Gya Jise Utarna Hai, Utar Jaao
Girl: 2 Minutes Roko main Kapde Utar Rahi Hon
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Sabhi Ne jaldi se goom k Piche Dekha,
(O.O)
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_/\_ wo Kapdo wali Bag Utar Rahi Thi... tharki log
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Boy l0ved a girl but
Never pr0posed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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"I L0ve Y0u"
And sent it, after a few sec0nds
He g0t a msg but he
Decided t0
See it the next day f0r
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so sh0cked because,
It was written..
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Dear Cust0mer,
Msg sending failed due t0
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur acc0unt..:D
*ayush*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai.
clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon
k naam btao.??
Boy:Mendak..
Teacher:
4 aur btao
… Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,
Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Raju- papa main kal
School nahi jaunga..
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Papa- kyun?
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Raju- aaj school mein
Hamara wazan kiya gaya..
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Papa- to??
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Raju- aaj wazan kiya hai..
Kal bech diya to
by Asim Raza (few years ago!)
A good advice from a good friend!
I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain.
"What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?"
"Throw out an anchor, sir," the student replied.
"What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?"
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?" asked the captain.
"Throw out another anchor, sir."
"Hold on," said the captain. "Where are you getting all those anchors from?"
"From the same place you're getting your storms, sir."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police Afsar PATHAN se:
Tumhari maadri zuban kon si hai?
PATHAN: Koi nahi..
Police Afsar: Kyun?
PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar : Aba G !!
Mein Apni BV Nu Sms Kita K Raati Awaaga……
Men Kaaar Gayaaa Te O Kisy Hor Naal Suti Di C ….
Hun Men Onu Talaq Deni We….
Aba G : Chal Chadd Puttar , Kee Pata Onu SMS Naaaa Milyaa Howe
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
What’s the similarity between sun and wife?
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Yehi k dono ki taraf ANKH utha k nahi dekh sakte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)