Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se
Memon Shadi Ki Raat Main Bv Se:
Apna Haath Dejye..
BV Ne Sharma K Kalai Aagay Barha Di Or Ankhain Band Ker Leen,
Jab Thori Der Me Ankhain Kholeen To Memon Marker Se Haath Pe
Ghari (Watch) Bana Raha Tha…
B.V: Ye Kia?
Memon: Moo Dikhaee…
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