Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?


Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t tell me where..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 634 views

Decisions in a marriage

A couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary.

At the party, everybody wanted to know how they managed to stay married so long in this day and age. The husband responded “When we were first married, we came to an agreement to share. I would make all the major decisions, and my wife would make all the minor decisions.”

“But do you know what I just realized?”

“In 60 years of marriage I don’t think we have never needed to make a major decision.”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

expiry date of marriage certificate

wife: honey, what r u looking 4?

husband: nothing

wife: why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?

husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

girl- meri ek ek saans pe ek ek

Girl- meri ek ek saans pe ek ek ladaka marta hai

boy-toh tum koi accha sa toothpaste kyu nahi use karti...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bolne ka style

Teacher:kal tum school kiun nai ae
Sardar:gir gaya tha aur lag gai thi
Techer kia lag gai thi
Sardar:takia pe gir gaya tha aur ankh lag gai thi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)