Shaadi Jokes
American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Laloo: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 590 views
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ap ny pichly saal Eid per meri Ammi ko LOHY ka Bed banwa k diya tha ,
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
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A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?
The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa ki sadi nurse se ho jati hai banta ek din santa se mila pucha yar kasi hai tumare bb santa: yar mere baat hi nahi sunti jab tak use mai sister na bulau.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apne husn par itna guroor na kar
Sab do din ke masti hai
Tera husn bhi tab tak hay kayam
Jab tak fair & lovely sasti hay
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke
“Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ”
Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay
Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …!
Matlabi saala……
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Admi:Santa aap ka aik dant blue Q hai?
Santa:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Santa: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?
Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Mein tumhari jaan lai logi ko english mein translate karo
Bacha (Student): English chor haat to laga kai dikha moti :)
Teacher: :o
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Exam Hall Mein Betha Thha.
Paper Bahot Tuff Thha Aur Examiner Bahut Stick Thha Cheating Nahi Karne De Raha Thha,
Santa Ne Examiner Ko Pass Bulaya Aur Uske Kaan Mein Kuch Kaha, Examiner Chup Chap Ja Kar Chair Pe Beth Gaya Aur Vahi Betha Raha.
Sabne Khull Ke Cheating Ki.
Exam Khatam Hone Per Sab Logo Ne Bahar Aaker Santa Ko Hatho Pe Utha Liya Aur Puchha.
Students: “Santa Tune Examiner Ko Aisa Kya Bola Ke Wo Chair Se Uthe Hi Nahi?”
Santa Sharmate Hue: “Mene Bola Thha, Sir Pichhe Se Aap Ki Pent Fati Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)