Funny Conversations In Hindi
Baap: Dekho Beta Aaj Tumari
Teacher Ki Taraf Se Muze Ek Letter Mila H.
Beta: Aap Befikar Raho,
Mai Mom Ko Nhi Batauga.
Father: 12th Krne k Baad Tum Kya Karoge.?Boy: BCA
Father: Very Good Per Ye BCA Hota kya he.?
Boy: Baap ke Cash pe Aish!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 775 views
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Whole World Mad 4 Her!
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Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,
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Teacher to Boy
Ek taraf paisa hai
ek taraf damag
…
kiya lo ge?
Boy: paisa
Teacher: Ghalat..
Ager Me hoty to Demag leti..
Boy: Jis k pass jo nahi ha vo wohi leta hai …
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)