Teacher: tell me the names

Teacher: tell me the names of all the planets..,!!!
Studnt: venus... earth...mars....:-/
Teacher: aur sunao
Studnt: bs bdiya..,ap sunao...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 971 views
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