Santa: Jaldi ik peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Lo sir.

Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Lo sir.

Santa: Ik hor peg bana ke de ladai hon vali hai.

Waiter: Par eh ladai honi kado hai?

Santa: Jad tu paise mangega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 982 views

Murgi ne india pakistan border

Murgi ne india pakistan border par 1 Anda diya. Dono desh
1 ande k liye larrne lage,

Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko

kiss karega anda uska hoga,
Indians ne 20,000 pakistani Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,

Pakistani excited ho kar bole:= Ab humari bari hai.

Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda tum hi rakh lo..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shrabi Dekh Rahe Ho?

Biwi: Wo Samne Shrabi Dekh Rahe Ho?

'5 Saal Pehle Maine Use Shadi K Liye Inkar Kia tha aur Wo AajTak Pee Raha Hai..
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Pati: Baap Re Itni Lambi Celebration

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Yar murgi k bacche anda

Sharma:Yar murgi k bacche anda torkar bahar kaise aa jate hai. Verma:Mujhe to ye samajh mein nahi aata sale band ande mein ghus kaise jate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

tea

She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo.......

by zohaib (few years ago!)