Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel

Mujrim Ne Apne Pathan Vakeel Ko Kaha: “Koshish Karna Umar Qaid Ho Phansi Na Ho“

Vakeel: “Tum Chinta Mat Karo“
Court Ke Baad
Mujrim: “Kya Hua?“

Pathan: “Bahut Mushkil Se Umar Qaid Karwai, Adalat To Riha Kar Rahi Thi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 564 views
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